I’m a Hypocritical Mom

I eat cookies for breakfast because I am MOM!!!
when you grow up you can have them too, but right now I am boss
and I say “NO!  You can’t have cookies for breakfast!”

I play on the computer whenever I want beacuse I am MOM!!!
You can play when you’re done with schoolwork, chores, and anything else I want you to do, because I said, that’s why!
besides, “Staring at that computer all the time will ruin your eyes and rot your brain!”

I know you don’t want a nap, but I am tired, and you’re taking one!  I am MOM!!! “What I say goes, boy, get to bed and get still!”

When I speak you WILL listen, because I am MOM… or feel my wrath as I roar and fling my shoe in your general direction.

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for all you muthas, muthaFukkas, muthaLovas, and wannabees:

Kiss a Mom Day is everyday… not just when Hallmark tells you it is!

So pucker up and lay one on me! mmmmmmwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

~2

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