***This post contains explicit language… mom don’t read it.***As part of my training to try out to be one of AZ’s Derby Dames I thought it would be appropriate to incorporate a weekly spar. I have never got in a knock-down-drag-out, so this is going to be fun. Most people who have met me would probably classify me as “one of the nicest people” they have ever met. I can’t help it.
BUT….
Today I have shed that “nice girl” persona. Today I picked a fight with a total stranger:
After I took big kids to school this morning, Brynn and I took a stroll around the neighborhood to see if we could find some fresh meat.
“Hey You!” I shouted to this very interesting looking woman
“I’m about to KICK… YOUR… ASS!” - I am such a badass I swear.
She was scared. I could tell by the look on her face. For a moment, I felt badly and couldn’t imagine doing such a horrid thing, but I got over it. One incredibly amazing round house, and she was down.
That first blow was awesome, and my adrenaline was pumping. I immediately starting wailing on her… kicking, pounding, and lots of noogies.She was spent, and my posse looked on with disgust.
Brynn didn’t approve. Vaguely I remember hearing her scream “No! No! No!” but I was like a machine… just wailing away on this meager passer by… TOTALLY HARDCORE!
My partner lie smashed to hell, but who cares! I totally kicked her ass.
I beat you! BITCH!!!
What do you think of me now?
That’s right! Bad Ass moves and the attitude to match. I am getting closer to my goal.2 months and 3 weeks to go.
*above sparring partner will make it into next week recycling for those of you environmentally conscious*
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Lol great story and the expression on Brynns face is priceless.
That was amusing as hell.
2MARA, I GIVE YOU A 10 FOR CREATIVITY AND ANOTHER 10 FOR THOSE CUTE PICTURES OF BRYNN. I HAD TO BRING PAT IN READ THE CONTENTS AND SEE BRYNN. I GUESS IT HAS BEEN TO LONG SINCE WE HAVE SEEN HER, WHERE HAS ALL THE BABY FAT GONE? WHAT A CUTIE!!!!!!!!! DAD
Wow, you scare me. I’m glad I don’t live near you anymore, I might get whaled on (hehe whaled hahahahah I kill me)
Box people suck! Mean people rule!
That second picture of Brynn reminds me of some of the looks Danni gives me.
I love the faces on the boxes - you have way too much time on your hands.
Hehehe…. what a growl on that face! terrifying!
That was ace!
I want to kick some box ass now
LIAR… you had help.. those boxes would have totally have kicked your ass.
in my opinion there are three types of people
lovers, fighters, and poets.
you are def. the 3rd and probably the first but NEVER the second.
great blog.
those were … ’snif” … my boxes